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Top Of The World Lyrics
Such a feelings coming over me
There is wonder in most every thing I see
Not a cloud in the sky, got the sun in my eyes
And I won't be surprised if it's a dream

How To Put An Elephant In A Fridge
A student playing with his teacher’s intelligence asked thus:
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!
STUDENT: How can one put an elephant inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I don’t know.
STUDENT: It’s easy, you just open the fridge and put it in
there. I have another question!TEACHER: Ok, ask.
STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside the fridge?
TEACHER: It’s easy, you just open the fridge and put it in
there.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take out the
elephant and put it in there
TEACHER: Ooh… ok!
STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion’s birthday party
with one animal missing, which animal would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course because it would eat all the
animals.
STUDENT: No sir, it’s the donkey because it’s still inside the
fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?
STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
TEACHER: Ok!
STUDENT: If there’s a river of crocodiles and you want to
cross, how would you?
TEACHER: There’s no way, I would need a ladder to cross.
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the
animals went to the lion’s birthday party.

If I had only changed myself first
 
When I was young and free and my imagination had no limits, I dreamed of changing the world.
As I grew older and wiser, I discovered the world would not change, so I shortened my sights somewhat and decided to change only my country. But it, too, seemed immovable.
As I grew into my twilight years, in one last desperate attempt, I settled for changing only my family, those closest to me, but alas, they would have none of it.
And now, as I lie on my death bed, I suddenly realize:
If I had only changed myself first, then by example I would have changed my family. From their inspiration and encouragement, I would then have been able to better my country, and who knows, I may have even changed the world.

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I've never been to me
 
Hey lady, you, lady, cursin' at your life
You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife
I've no doubt you dream about the things you never do
But I wish someone had a talk to me like I wanna talk to you
Ooh I've been to Georgia and California, and, anywhere I could run
Took the hand of a preacherman and we made love in the sun
But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free

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At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

 
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