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圖片翻拍自網路 作者:HooplaHa
前幾天網路瘋傳一段非常有趣的影片"How to aviod a bath"作者收集了8段搞笑的毛小孩和小朋友拒絕去洗澡的影片，利用Youtube學習英文是目前最流行的自學英文方式，讓我們一邊欣賞搞笑影片，一邊學習簡單的英文單字吧。

在圓仔愛吃中國菜後, 看來不吃"圓仔起司"還不行呢

(Alison Gold唱)
After balling, I go clubbing 打完球後我去跑趴
Then I’m hugging 然後又抱抱
Then I’m hungry and I’m walking on the street 然後餓著肚子逛大街
And I’m getting getting getting getting grumpy grumpy 然後變得變得變得變得有點不爽不爽
I see Chow, by my right 頭往右撇，突然看到「炒」字
I smell food in the air 我聞到空氣中食物的味道
It’s Chinese Food, my favorite 是中國菜，我的最愛！
So I’m getting getting getting getting hungry 所以肚子有點有點有點有點餓
(Chorus x2 副歌2次)
I love Chinese food (Yeah) 我愛中國菜 (耶)
You know that it’s true (Yeah) 你知道是真的 (耶)
I love fried rice (Yeah) 我愛炒飯 (耶)
I love noodles (Yeah) 我愛麵 (耶)
I love Chow mein 我愛炒麵
Chow Mo-Mo-Mo-Mo Mein 炒ㄇ-ㄇ-ㄇ-ㄇ-麵
Read the menu 看下菜單
They got broccoli 他們有花椰菜
Even chicken wings 也有雞翅
Make it spicy 做成辣的
And you like it 你會喜歡
Cause it’s beautiful 因為這真美妙
And it tastes so so so good 而且吃起來真-真-真-好
I like their egg rolls 我喜歡蛋捲
And their Wonton soup 還有餛飩湯
This makes me feel so so good 讓我感覺真正好
Fortune cookies, tell my future 中國簽餅預知我的未來
Chinese Chinese Food 中國中國菜
(Chorus x2 回到副歌2次)

(Patrice Wilson唱)
Yo! 唷！
I like Chinese food 我喜歡中國菜
And some Wonton soup 還有餛飩湯
Get me broccoli 給我花椰菜
While I play Monopoly 玩大富翁時
Don’t be a busy bee 就別忙了
Cause it’s your fantasy 因為這是你最美妙的體驗
To eat Chinese food 能夠吃到中國菜
Egg roll and Chop Suey 蛋捲和雜碎 (一道美洲中國菜名為「李鴻章雜碎」)
I use the chopsticks 我用筷子
To eat pot sticks 吃鍋貼
Put some hot sauce and sweet and sour make it sweet 加點辣加點甜又加點酸讓他更美味
Because Chinese food takes away my stress 因為中國菜消除我的一切壓力
Now I’m going to go eat Panda Express 現在我要去吃熊貓快餐 (美國連鎖中國餐館名)
(Chorus x2回到副歌2次)

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